Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess's Home attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst octagonal attraction at Disneyland
May 8, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Fess's home, snoop in his underwear drawer, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives should long for this attraction for a quarter hour after park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, low blood pressure, or bowel or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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