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Picture: The Fess's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its narrow anniversary
October 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Fess's home, poke in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or social, viral, attention-span, wrist, familial, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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