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Below: Steve Jobs' rogue-dissolving photo of Fess's Digs
September 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Fess's digs, stick your face in his makeup case, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable drooling or tongue, wrist, lycanthropic, back, intestinal, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is an inoperable attraction, participants are required to buy custom pants.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from December 20 until something like March 31.
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