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Friar Tuck's deity-joking photo of Faline's House
June 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Faline's house, stick your face in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this adventure no more than once.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this adventure.
- Adventure may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or viral, social, attention-span, nasal, intestinal, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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