Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Faline's Digs attraction during construction
August 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)
Skulk through Faline's digs, discover what secrets are hidden in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a forbidden dachshund.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos, trendy clothing, garish perfume, or spinal, inner ear, or personal issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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