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The Esmeralda's Place attraction at night

The Esmeralda's Place attraction at night

Esmeralda's Place

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2011
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

Creep through Esmeralda's place, snoop in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.

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