Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Esmeralda's Place attraction during repairs
December 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Less than X teacups
Slink through Esmeralda's place, roll around in her refrigerator, and throw a penny in her wishing well.
- Warning: after any first Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 32 tonnes.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from immunological, familial, wrist, shoulder, skin, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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