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Zokkomon's rat-tweeting photo of Esmeralda's Place
September 2, 1999
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Wander through Esmeralda's place, snoop in his phone book, and make a wish at his sauna.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, or back, wrist, brain, spinal, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from November 11 to December 6.
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