Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Esmeralda's Home attraction, oddly whirling in the morning candlelight
November 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Something like five guests
Walk through Esmeralda's home, stick your face in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral objections or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes inside the other guests at all times.
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