Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Esmeralda's Home, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
June 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Esmeralda's home, rummage in his oven, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young children and some adults.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own special glasses.
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