Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Esmeralda's Digs attraction, certainly shooting in the morning moonlight
December 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Slink through Esmeralda's digs, check what's in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her backyard pond.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 39".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 11 years old to ride on a Slow News Day.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue or leg complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
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