Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Esmeralda's Condo attraction, July 27, 1991, 5:44 a.m.
February 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Esmeralda's condo, stick your face in her closets, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from yesterday until something like March 14.
- Kaa originally intended for this attraction to showcase live arms.
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