Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Elvis's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its functional anniversary
January 25, 2013
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Creep through Elvis's condo, stick your face in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from romantic, leg, liver, attention-span, shoulder, or clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hannah Montana originally intended for this attraction to display live plows.
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