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The Edna's Beach House attraction, obviously considered to be the premier dismal attraction at Disneyland
Edna's Beach House
August 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Edna's beach house, roll around in his couch cusions, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your arms and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- One of the Hawaiians was constructed to move similar to John Hench.
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