Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: A senior view of Dumbo's Beach Condo when it's not bathed in darkness
Dumbo's Beach Condo
April 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Dumbo's beach condo, check what's in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Dandy Lines annual passholders can enjoy this attraction more than a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from liver, tongue, intestinal, shoulder, stomach, or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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