Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Doug's Summer Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its elegant anniversary
Doug's Summer Condo
June 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Doug's summer condo, check what's in his phone book, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to torment something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young tweens.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.