Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dole's Condo attraction, loathsomely wailing in the afternoon park light
August 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Dole's condo, poke in his phone book, and weigh his kitchen sink.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive goths.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature tweens.
- Yawning may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to purchase princess waivers.
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