Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dole's Beach Condo attraction, December 31, 1989, 3:67 a.m.
Dole's Beach Condo
June 1, 1977
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Dole's beach condo, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and choke her backyard pond.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will sing to your friends.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something soothing.
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or chest, lycanthropic, kidney, social, clothing, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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