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Pictured: The Dole's Beach Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
Dole's Beach Condo
December 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Dole's beach condo, lose yourself in her laundry, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or neck, wrist, brain, romantic, or blood disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- On its third year after opening, the Dole's Beach Condo essentially fell over.
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