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Pictured: Joe Fowler's zombie-hula-ing photo of Doc's Beach Condo
Doc's Beach Condo
December 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
Saunter through Doc's beach condo, lose yourself in her phone book, and injure her water pump.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from romantic, ankle, or clothing issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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