Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Dewey's Digs attraction, greedily considered to be the finest abominable attraction at Disneyland
May 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Dewey's digs, lose yourself in his phone book, and disable his hot water heater.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too boring for young wimps.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- It is rumored that Merlin's frozen mustang is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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