Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave's Condo attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Dave's condo, rummage in her makeup case, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- Warning: during any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Darth Vader meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, fear of clowns, garish makeup, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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