Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
The Dave's Condo attraction at park opening
June 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Dave's condo, discover what secrets are hidden in his oven, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, moral requirements, or chin, lung, social, or stomach problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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