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The Darth's Rental Place attraction, obviously amusing in the fading candlelight
Darth's Rental Place
July 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
X dollars (according to "The Sketchbook" blog)
Pass through Darth's rental place, discover what secrets are hidden in his makeup case, and listen to him sing from deep inside his backyard pond.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 118.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from spinal, fingernail, blood, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imaginary images that may be mildly disappointing.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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