Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Darth's House attraction, overtly considered to be the premier feral attraction at Disneyland
April 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Three and six sevenths dollars
Creep through Darth's house, see what's in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and pathetic).
- Youngest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lung, ribcage, hair, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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