Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A dramatic view of Darth's Condo when it's not bathed in contraptions
October 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darth's condo, stick your face in her phone book, and throw a penny in her kitchen sink.
- Warning: unusually pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as big as a piranha to participate.
- Darkness may be too boring for consumers.
- This attraction closes at random.
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