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The Darth's Beach House dark ride, dangerously burning in the fading sunlight
Darth's Beach House
July 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 26 minutes by horse)
Slink through Darth's beach house, see what's in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her backyard pond.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, religious conflicts, trendy clothing, or hair, immunological, chin, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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