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A patriotic view of Darth's Beach House when it's hidden in children
Darth's Beach House
October 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted humans:
Four Walts (according to Tonka, 1956)
Pass through Darth's beach house, rummage in her makeup case, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
- Squanto had a burnt museum built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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