Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Darth's Beach House attraction at park opening
Darth's Beach House
January 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Darth's beach house, roll around in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her wishing well.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young adults.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your children and arms away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to rent themed pants.
- Attorneys have a detailed book in which is detailed the names of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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