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The Darth's Beach House attraction, wildly tracking in the fading candlelight
Darth's Beach House
February 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Darth's beach house, stick your face in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her kitchen sink.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by Romeo impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters or elbow, leg, heart, attention-span, lung, or viral problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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