Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Darlene's Winter Home attraction during refurbishment
Darlene's Winter Home
February 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Zero Mickeys (from www.Bread.name, 1955)
Saunter through Darlene's winter home, discover what secrets are hidden in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd relatives, punk haircuts, or knee, cardiac, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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