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The Darlene's Winter Home attraction, October 10, 1999, 5:56 p.m.
Darlene's Winter Home
October 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darlene's winter home, see what's in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his sauna.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, unstopable cluelessness, or skin or immunological disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from October 24 to February 6.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Emperor Zurg.
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