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At right: The Darlene's Vacation Condo attraction, December 3, 1987, 8:54 p.m.
Darlene's Vacation Condo
January 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Darlene's vacation condo, lose yourself in her phone book, and listen to her sing from deep inside her sauna.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are multitudes of toasters used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Michael Eisner when you ride past the last room.
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