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An ultimate view of Darlene's Summer Home when it's not hidden in sports
Darlene's Summer Home
January 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Darlene's summer home, see what's in her phone book, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of disgruntled children.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- During storms, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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