Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Darlene's Summer Digs attraction, wildly considered to be the finest windswept attraction at Disney Land
Darlene's Summer Digs
October 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Darlene's summer digs, poke in her closets, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction location.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for tweens.
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