Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Darlene's Summer Digs attraction at park closing
Darlene's Summer Digs
November 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Darlene's summer digs, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or hair, cardiac, or personal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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