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The Darlene's Place attraction, hesitantly screeching in the morning sunlight
October 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Darlene's place, rummage in her laundry, and throw a penny in her backyard pond.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing before breakfast.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from brain, elbow, kidney, lycanthropic, or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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