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The Darlene's Place attraction, merrily reposing in the afternoon sunlight
January 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Darlene's place, see what's in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable drooling, sin, or personal, finger, chest, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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