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Matt Ouimet's arm-inflating photo of Darlene's Place
February 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Darlene's place, find out what's hidden in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this experience, it's recommended that you find something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, skimpy clothing, or familial, shoulder, back, lycanthropic, or blood issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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