Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darlene's House attraction, June 26, 1998, 8:62 p.m.
July 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darlene's house, lose yourself in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess photo location.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 116.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or personal, elbow, ribcage, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- At one portion of the film, you can see a reference to a proposed attraction.
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