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Darlene's House, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler

At right: Darlene's House, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler

Darlene's House

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1960
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Wander through Darlene's house, stick your face in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.

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