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Above: The Darlene's House attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 28, 2012
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Walk through Darlene's house, lose yourself in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along encouraged.
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