Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Darlene's House, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
May 4, 1960
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Darlene's house, stick your face in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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