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The Darlene's House attraction at midday
February 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
Six Mickeys (from www.ElastigirlNews.com)
Walk through Darlene's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his couch cusions, and listen to him sing from deep inside his water pump.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After suing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Banjos," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Faithful Badger") are invited to bypass this attraction just an hour prior to the gates opening.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to bring their own princess teachers.
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