Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Zokkomon's riverboat-flapping photo of Darlene's Home
November 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darlene's home, poke in her refrigerator, and throw a penny in her reflecting pool.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Attraction may be too startling for tweens.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from excessive boorishness, bad haircuts, blinding perfume, or heart, shoulder, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a senior attraction, viewers are required to purchase custom specticles.
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