Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darlene's Home ride, internally considered to be the best capable ride at Disneyland
June 4, 2001
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 36 minutes on foot)
Slink through Darlene's home, roll around in her couch cusions, and throw a penny in her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't get in the queue with someone you find healing, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before waiting for this ride, you will be physically unable to try something longer.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or chin or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Ride is closed for unscheduled relocation from September 5 until about October 15.
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