Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Darlene's Home experience, oddly considered to be the worst common experience at Dandy Lines
September 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a fraction mouse ears
Slink through Darlene's home, roll around in her closets, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- Warning: after fireworks, this experience will be full of noisy reprobates.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or wrist, heart, inner ear, kidney, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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