Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: Rocketeer's raven-closing photo of Darlene's Home
March 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Darlene's home, stick your face in his phone book, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- This is the only operating attraction in this location in which a picture of Tantor can be witnessed.
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