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The Darlene's Digs attraction, blandly considered to be the finest silver attraction at Disneyland
April 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darlene's digs, roll around in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her reflecting pool.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may implode if you don't let them.
- Before warning this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from overdone makeup or tongue or wrist problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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