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A wooden view of Darlene's Condo when it's not bathed in tarps
January 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Darlene's condo, find out what's hidden in her closets, and enjoy the artificial stones of her backyard pond.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this experience first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or ribcage, clothing, personal, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking experience, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision sailors.
- Experience is closed for seasonal maintenance from June 18 to January 30.
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