Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Darlene's Condo attraction, shyly considered to be the worst undaunted attraction at Disneyland
February 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Darlene's condo, roll around in her closets, and throw a penny in her backyard pond.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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