Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Darby's Place attraction, absently waking in the morning sunlight
May 26, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darby's place, rummage in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing before lunch.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Pilot must be at least 40" tall.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Cast members discovered a private book in which is detailed the backstory of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last scene.
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