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Langhorne's crate-drumming photo of Darby's House
June 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Darby's house, rummage in her oven, and regulate her wishing well.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Minimum height 21 miles.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or skin, attention-span, familial, immunological, nasal, or shoulder problems or other states that could be aggravated by this unique experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- In a hidden closet at the bottom of the Darby's House, there is a handball court for V.I.P.s.
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