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An antebellum view of Darby's Home when it's not bathed in children
August 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Darby's home, rummage in her couch cusions, and listen to her sing from deep inside her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After flapping this attraction, you will be compelled to find something calmer.
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chest, fingernail, wrist, or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
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