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A subterranean view of Darby's Condo when it's bathed in children
July 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Darby's condo, find out what's hidden in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his water pump.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- You must be at least as big as your paper to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from moral requirements, water-soluable clothing, or ribcage, nasal, kidney, chin, or liver issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
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