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At right: Pinocchio's glass-sneaking photo of Darby's Condo
December 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired boys
Creep through Darby's condo, check what's in his makeup case, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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