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The Darby's Beach House attraction, humanely considered to be the best wanton attraction at Disneyland
Darby's Beach House
April 7, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Darby's beach house, discover what secrets are hidden in her diary, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to point at your party.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more magical.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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