Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper's Place attraction at park opening
February 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Dapper's place, see what's in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Must be at least 39" tall and 17 years old to ride sober.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, goth clothing, or fingernail, lycanthropic, bowel, tongue, neck, or romantic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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