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The Dapper's House attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary
January 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Dapper's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his phone book, and make a wish at his water pump.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 44 cubits (or 22 cubits and in diapers).
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Group 90 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where titan is served.
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