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Above: The Dapper's Beach Digs show, willingly embellishing in the shrouded sunlight
Dapper's Beach Digs
June 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three princesses
Wander through Dapper's beach digs, stick your face in his closets, and enjoy the artificial stones of his wishing well.
- Warning: during the weekend, this show will be dominated by Paul Pressler fans.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of heights or ankle, cardiac, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is alledged that Fred Salmonpants' frozen nightmare is kept beneath this show.
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