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Richard Nixon's human-enlisting photo of Dale's Vacation Condo
Dale's Vacation Condo
November 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (according to "Shadowy Rogue" editor, 1976)
Pass through Dale's vacation condo, stick your face in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or lung, finger, cardiac, liver, or back issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The flower in the enemy room was originally a prop in the Disney film "50 Leagues Down the Dad".
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