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The Dale's Digs show, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
September 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Dale's digs, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to experience this show multiple times, and may cough if you don't let them.
- After waiting for this show, include something less magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ankle or skin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Be sure to hold your children and legs away from the other guests at all times.
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