Massive Blackbeardland Attraction Database
The Daisy's Digs attraction, underhandedly surfing in the fading park light
November 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Daisy's digs, check what's in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The reference to giraffes is a bad joke.
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