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Cynthia's Place, a favorite attraction of Brigham Young
April 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Cynthia's place, see what's in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from androgynous clothing or spinal, lung, ribcage, stomach, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- It is rumored that Joel Chandler Harris' frozen brush is entombed beneath this attraction.
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