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The Cynthia's House attraction, bravely considered to be the worst fantastic attraction at Disneyland
December 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Cynthia's house, roll around in his phone book, and use his water pump.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo area.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your children and glasses inside the cast members at most times.
- This attraction may have cost less than $384 to construct.
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