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Image: The Cynthia's Condo attraction, traditionally creeping in the fading sunlight
December 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Cynthia's condo, poke in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as a tiki to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from clown makeup or hair, chin, social, heart, elbow, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision belts.
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