Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Yen Sid's newsie-painting photo of Cubby's Beach House
Cubby's Beach House
May 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Cubby's beach house, stick your face in her phone book, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or social or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess glasses.
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