Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Condorman's Place attraction, August 17, 2006, 1:60 a.m.
June 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Condorman's place, stick your face in her oven, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- The comment about walnuts is an obvious anachronism.
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