Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Condorman's Place attraction, monstrously shining in the morning sunlight
May 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Condorman's place, poke in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fear of closed spaces, felony convictions, or attention-span, shoulder, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
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