Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Condorman's House, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
December 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Condorman's house, poke in his laundry, and disable his kitchen sink.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Minimum height 46".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, nasal, elbow, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- Be sure to hold your hats and areas within the entangling vines at all times while it is in motion.
- The letters in "Condorman's House" can be scrambled to spell "Eonuso Nmodcr'has."
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