Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Condorman's Beach House attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Condorman's Beach House
January 13, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Condorman's beach house, poke in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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