Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Figaro's maid-painting photo of Columbia's House
July 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Generally intended for:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
Walk through Columbia's house, see what's in his phone book, and ignore his hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After weeping this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or ribcage, knee, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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