Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's House ride, realistically considered to be the worst massive ride at Disneyland
May 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
Wander through Columbia's house, lose yourself in his underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this ride exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- Driver must be at least 38" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bowel or social complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this ride.
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