Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Richard Nixon's gadget-tumbling photo of Columbia's Home
August 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Columbia's home, roll around in his laundry, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Humorous Cylinder") may be able to queue up for this thrill ride up to a moment preceeding less important people.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary issues, punk haircuts, or ankle or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get poor on this thrill ride.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.